Diana & Damien — the timeline

Diana & Damien — a real married couple sharing the most loving hardcore porn on the internet. Eight years of sex tapes, photo sets, travel vlogs and our love story, in one timeline.

Car Sex

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28 Bridesmaid

We had just gotten back from a lovely wedding and couldn't wait until night for sex, so we had a quickie in the truck!

81 Fairy Tale

I'm trying SO hard to space out my favorite videos... but Damien edited this one last week and I just HAD to post it now. If you've been here for more than a month (or checked out the "photo sets" label), you'll recognize this shoot! No, we weren't brave enough to have sex outside with all the kayakers around... but I did keep the dress on for a fun time that evening! The result is my new favorite sex tape 🥰 Annnnnd it's bareback! Annnnnnd sort of a creampie? I'll let you be the judge 💦 I hope you like it as much as we do! [Here's the photo set we were taking in the video](/?open=fairy-tale)

211 Damien Returns Home

It was the first time Damien and I spent more than a night apart, and while it probably seems super cheesy, we REALLY missed each other! So after I picked him up from the airport, we had a nice dinner then—obviously—fucked in the car. Unfortunately, we were NOT focused on the camera, so this video is pretty low quality. But hopefully the passion is crystal clear 🥰

218 Car Sex with a Witch

Like most of our holiday videos, this one was actually from last year! I was a witch, and I made Damien into a super-sexy warlock 😈 We had a fun little photoshoot during the day (link below), then took off to the club for some dancing! I used the tarot cards from our photoshoot to tell people's fortunes, and I mayyyy have written our numbers on a few of them for fun 😂 Once I was too turned on to dance anymore, we went back to the car to fool around and sober up! We've been doing this for years and it's been a VERY fun routine 😈 A few of you may recall one of Damien's stories from last year showing our busted up car....... and if you stay for the end of this sex tape, you'll see how that happened 😬 Important note: Despite how we're acting in the car beforehand, we didn't leave the lot until Damien was 100% good to drive 💛 Neither of us have ever driven while 🍷, and never will... and neither should you! The poor deer was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Damien handled the whole thing perfectly. Thank you for listening to my PSA 😂 Now go watch us fuck! [Photo Set](/?open=tarot-reader)

275 Backseat Chaos

It's been awhile since we did it in our car! It will be very clear very quickly that I was in desperate need of Damien's cock 😂 We had been out with friends and needed some time before driving home... so I jumped his bones. Most of the video 😈 But I made him turn the light off for the last bit, so I apologize that it's hard to see!

332 Fairy Cosplay

There's a lot to say about this one! Most importantly: I've always wanted to be a fairy, and now I finally got to do it 🥰 The first 20 minutes gives context to the pictures I've been posting over the last couple weeks. We went exploring on a friend's private property, looking for some fun places to take some sexy cosplay pics. It's mostly us being silly, but it does end with a quick half-blowjob! (*Half* because Damien got too nervous 😂) The next ten minutes was a bit of sensual touching in the car on the way home. I couldn't keep my hands off him 💛 And the last half hour is the sexy stuff; playing with a new vibrator, cuddle sex, a handful of orgasms, and a handjob! Sadly, the ending is a bit anticlimactic. If you've been following us, you know I have a history of vaginismus, and very possibly a semen allergy (yeah, I know). I think it would have still been a good ending IF two of our three cameras didn't die partway through 😫 Damien did the best he could with the footage we had, but I think it's safe to say the first 4/5ths of this sex tape are better than the end. Hopefully you still all find something to enjoy 🥰 [Photoshoot (Part I)](/?open=fairy-cosplay)

15 Panties in the Truck

How do you make car sex not AWFUL? Make it so good you don't realize how uncomfortable you are! Panties to the side, legs spread wide... we made it work 😉

59 Pink Skirt, Blue Eyes, Almost-Facial

You voted for the next video I should post, and here it is! At number 59, it's the last video chronologically from our old video collection. We still have more to post, but this is technically the most recent! The quality is a huge improvement over our first video set, and it's also one of our longest. Damien realllllly liked my little pink skirt while we were running errands and couldn't wait until we got home to start touching me 🌺 Instead of 69ing when we got home, we decided to take turns. He set up the little table on the bed, had me lean over it, and went down on me for an hour. I did my best to return the favor 💦 It's also interesting to note... I think this is the only video where you can actually see us watching our old videos! How hot is that?? 🔥 I hope you have as much fun watching it as we had making it!

87 Back Seat of Our New Car

We had a two-month streak where we were going to the club and filming ourselves afterward. A few of the times we waited until we got home... but here's another time when we just couldn't wait! To be honest, it's not a great sex video... but it does have some d*unken banter that's pretty hilarious... and a *sort-of* creampie ending 😂💦 (This video was given to people early who joined our Fanssly last month, so some of you may have already seen it!)

129 Boots on the Table

Ohhh I love this one SO much. We had a special family event and REALLY liked the dress and boots I was wearing. We had a little fun in the car (though mostly tried to find a place to put the camera, lol), then we stopped at the store for some nice drinks, then returned home for some incredibly sensual lovemaking on the dining room table. There's a brief "just the tip" moment, followed by a totally new position to give Damien head 😈 I really think you're gonna like this one!

131 Nighttime Car Ride

Soooo... we attended a small get-together at a friend's house this week, and since was my lovely DD, I allowed myself to become quite... *inebriated.* This—combined with my rediscovered libido—made for a fun ride home! Normally I'm silly-d*unk... but this time I was horny-d*unk... and I'm pretty sure you'll like the result 😈 I need to write up a little update on the vaginismus soon, because the last couple weeks have been surreal. I'm still having other issues, but I'm turned on ALL THE TIME again! This has made for a fun series of videos... this is the *fifth* we've made in two weeks! (The others are coming soon 💛) Also, Damien wants to apologize for the weird lighting and focus. Apparently I jumped his bones pretty hard and he didn't have time to get the camera right 🤷

148 Texting Pretty Girls

We may have enough of this type of video to give them their own genre: Post-Nightclub Car Sex 😂 Like the others in this genre, most of the video shows our decompression after several hours of dancing... mostly talking through our interactions while eating candy. This time got the number of a cute girl on my behalf, then we spent a good amount of time texting her and wondering if we should me*t up. It didn't work out that night, but we've kept in touch and might hang out sometime in the future 🥰 If you like our silly banter or watching us have sex in cars, this one's for you!

205 Backseat Fumblings

We were a little nervous about this one because we knew it was going to be awful quality... it was just too dark in the back of the car to get anything great for you... BUT I just watched it and it actually has some pretty sexy parts! As you probably know, we LOVE having sex in our car. We have a whole routine down... we dance for a bit, head back to the car for snacks, water, and reconnection, go back to the club for another hour, then return to the car to jump each other's bones 😈 If you're not into our talkative foreplay or aftercare, this video's sweet spot is between 15:00 and 23:00 🥰 We have a few more car sex tapes to edit, and I'm crossing my fingers we parked closer to a light! 😂 I hope you all still enjoy it anyway 💛

327 Two Times After the Club

Soooo, quick "Diana Hack"... dancing turns me on 😈 Apparently A LOT, because after we had sex in the car, we immediately went home and I talked Damien into a second time. Can somebody count my orgasms? Like I tell Damien in the video... he's never said no to a second round. Usually I can get him to come again, but this time didn't quite work out! I think he still had fun though 💛

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