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Everything on this site, in one place. If something here does not match what you see, tell us.
🔎 Finding things
The timeline shows everything we have ever made, oldest first, by year. The chips under the search box switch whole kinds on and off (sex tapes, the Archives, photo sets, words, travel, stories). The pills pick a theme; one pill at a time.
Search looks at titles, descriptions and our own keywords. Advanced Search combines keywords, kinds and years. A tape number on its own (#302) jumps straight to that tape.
▶︎ Watching
Tap a card to open it. Visitors see a short teaser and the places the tape can be watched. Members open straight into the full video, which streams in the page; nothing to download.
- JO Edition: a shorter, spicier cut of some tapes. The full video is one tap away from it.
- GoPro Edition: a second camera on some tapes, part of a pay-once package.
- Hour-long tapes show as 1:02:13; everything else as minutes and seconds.
🥽 VR
A tape with a 🥽 mark has a VR version. In a normal browser it plays side by side; in a headset it goes full screen and picks 3D by itself. Members can also download the VR file with ⬇ Download VR version.
📷 Photo sets
Photo sets open on the site and are viewed here. VR photo sets come with a zip to download; other sets are not downloadable.
✓ Watched and ♥ hearts
Every sex tape, photo set and Archives chapter has a small square in its corner. Tap it to mark it watched (or unwatched). For members, a tape marks itself once you have watched most of it, and your marks follow you to every signed-in device.
Hold the square instead of tapping it to make it a favorite; hold again to take it back. The 💕s pill opens them: yours, Diana's, Damien's, and the fans' top sex tapes, photo sets and Archives chapters.
🤚 One hand
The whole site works with one thumb. The player, the photo viewer and every button sit on the left by default; choose Right and they mirror. The same choice lives in the player's ⚙ menu, and a member's choice follows them to every signed-in device.
🌙 Looks
- after dark switches to the dark look.
- pull out zooms the timeline out; press again for more, and come back to return.
- newest first turns the timeline around on this device.
🔑 Members
A membership is a username and a password you choose; no email address, no real name. When you sign up you get a one-time recovery code: keep it somewhere safe, it is the only way back in if you forget your password.
Sign in at /members/. You can be signed in on a few devices at once, and sign any of them out from there.
💎 Pay-once packages
Some collections are sold on their own, with or without a membership; the PPV Bundle is for members only. Pay once and the package is unlocked on your account for good, including anything added to it later. Each package has its own page with everything it contains.
📺 Binge Mode
Members: the + beside the square puts a tape in line; the ▶︎ Binge button plays them one after another, full screen. Every fifth tape the player asks whether you are still watching.
📖 The Soft Archives
Our relationship, told through our real text messages, chapter by chapter. Everyone can read the chapters; members read the uncensored edition.
💳 Billing
Prices and what is included are on the join page. How to cancel, what shows on your statement and how refunds work are in the Terms and the Refund Policy.
🛟 Something wrong?
- A video will not load: sign out and in again on that device, then try once more.
- Something on the site should not be here: the Complaints & Content Removal page says how to tell us and what happens next.
- Anything else: the contact page. The reply comes from one of the two of us.