Diana & Damien — the timeline
Diana & Damien — a real married couple sharing the most loving hardcore porn on the internet. Eight years of sex tapes, photo sets, travel vlogs and our love story, in one timeline.
238 Valentine's Day Handjob
Surprise! We have a *second* sex tape for you this week 🥰 While the first video we posted was technically *Galentine's Day* (the name has since been updated!), this was our *actual* Valentine's Day. Since I was pretty exhausted from the Galentine's party I hosted the night before, Damien and I decided to stay home for the evening. We started off all romantic by building a super cool Lego set of a dozen roses! Then quickly moved to making out in the kitchen, then straight to bed 💛 We decided to keep it simple... just some nice, loving cuddle-sex. But when Damien couldn't come and I was too sensitive to keep going, I gave him a handie instead! (Yes, I still laugh when he comes. Don't be mad. I'm working on it.) This is our last Valentine's sex tape for this year... I promise!
241 Puerto Rico - Rip
Welcome to our first sex tape from spring break! It was our second night in San Juan and we were *so hungry* for each other that we dove into a dozen different positions. There's even some fingering, rubbing my ass, and A LOT of cum 😂 If you want to see some context for this tape, don't forget to check out our little YouTube vlog below 🥰 Annnnnd if you make it to the end, you'll see where we got the video's title... 😖 Enjoy! Sfw Vlog
242 Puerto Rico - Light Blue Thong
I think we were pretty tired from our crazy romp the night before, but we took things a bit slower this time around. Damien starts by kissing me all over and admiring my super cute thong, then I move to straddle him 😈 Sfw Vlog
243 Puerto Rico - Chair Sex
It was our last night in San Juan and—even though we were pretty tired—we wanted to make the most of it! So we hopped on the chair and tried out several fun positions 🥰 Annnnnd when next week's video drops, you'll be glad we saved our energy 😈 Sfw Vlog
Loungin' Around
Sometimes taking pictures is our foreplay 🥰 So we went to the top of this gorgeous home in Vieques, Puerto Rico and took some lingerie pics! This is a VR exclusive photo set, included with sex tape #244 on our VR homepage!
244 Puerto Rico - Super Sexy POV
Damien and I were determined to use the VR headset under ideal conditions to finally try some *true POV* lovemaking. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna like it 🥰 In fact, VR or not, I'm adding this to my personal favorites 💛 There is so much here! A lot of hanging out naked, dripping wine on each other, 69ing on the couch, then I ride him for as long as I can, totally b*reback 😈 But we're not done yet! Even before we started I had already planned to take him to the bathroom and kitchen counters... and while I was definitely a bit sore the next day, it was absolutely worth it. Sfw Vlog
245 Puerto Rico - Lipstick and Shower
It was our second day on the island of Vieques. I decided to wear my yellow lace panties... and Damien wore the headset for a little POV action 😈 We start with foot massages, then talk about our early sexual experiences while I play with his cock. There’s a lot of handplay, a bit of a blowjob, and the most amount of sensual POV interacting we’ve ever done. BUT it’s definitely our own brand of silly foreplay, so be prepared! The second half is a sexual romp in a shower with a dozen different positions... I hope you can tell how much fun we were having! 🥰 Sfw Vlog
Edge Of Vieques
All 43 VR photos are included with sex tape #245 on our VR homepage!
246 Puerto Rico - Diana's Birthday
This year, my birthday happened to fall during my spring break!! Damien was insanely sweet and—before we even got to the island—arranged for a lovely woman in Vieques to bake me a cake 💛 In the evening, he wished me happy birthday LOTS more times… on the kitchen counter, on the stool, against the refrigerator, against the wall, and finally, in the bed. OH! And I wore the little green dress that everyone seems to like 🥰 I hope you like it in this video too! Enjoy 💛💛 Sfw Vlog
247 Puerto Rico - Last Day
Sooo, this video had a LOT of potential, but unfortunately the battery died before we could get too far 😫 I still wanted to include it because it's still pretty sexy... and I knew Damien could use a break from all the heavy editing 😂 This is finally the end of our spring break sex tapes! I really hope you liked them 🥰 Sfw Vlog
269 Backyard Voyeur
Welcome to our backyard 🥰 The rain was coming down so hard a few weeks ago, and we had the grand idea to have a quickie in the storm! Sadly, we didn't make it in time 😂 But we still had some really nice love-making among (and against?) the trees! Instead of cutting back and forth between the neighbor's view of us and the closer camera, we decided to keep the official sex tape as one shot, and add the other camera as a little bonus 💛
284 Random Hotel
To provide a small amount of context, we were helping a family friend in another state and ended up needed a hotel for the night. We both tend to get just a teensy bit horny in hotel rooms (I wonder why!), so I brought some sexy lingerie and we made good use of the space 🥰 This video is also in VR! So if you have a headset, click the download link below to get it for free 💛
121 Testing a 3D Camera
As promised, here is the 2D version of our first virtual reality video! We cut out all the boring stuff where we tried to have sex and couldn't, and jump right from making out to using the Max II on 😈
122 3D POV
This was certainly an interesting experiment! This was our second attempt with the 3D camera. This time, instead of setting it up at the base of the bed, attached it to the headboard for some hot POV action! Since we filmed this at the end of a pretty crappy month, health got in the way. After some amazing oral in every configuration, we tried to have sex but just couldn't make it happen. We turned off the iPhone camera (you'll see it fade to black here), but then things got spicy again and I finished Damien off with a handjob for the 3D camera 😈 This still turned out to be a pretty spicy video, even if we missed the orgasm at the end. For those of you who have a VR headset, stay tuned... Damien says he'll have it edited by this weekend ✨
237 Galentine's Day in 3D!
As you may have noticed, we've been on a little VR kick lately. Since it was nearing Valentine's Day, we decided to use the holiday for a little more experimentation 😈 Luckily, the video is also in 2D so you can watch it here 🥰 We start by taking some pictures with the headset, which makes for some fun POV shots! We're mostly just being our weird selves and laughing at the thing on Damien's head, but we eventually make it to the couch for some romantic lovemaking 💛 Happy Galentine's Day, everybody 🥰
239 More Fun with the AVP
Yes, we're still doing the VR thing! But the good news is it works in 2D too 🥰 So here's our third experiment... and I'd say it turned out pretty great! More importantly, it's a bar*back video! 🥳 Enjoy!
240 Footstool Sex
Before I left for class that morning, I intentionally wore an outfit and makeup I *knew* Damien loved. I wanted to know he was thinking about me... and I know I was thinking about him! For some reason I couldn't get the image of riding him out of my head... specifically riding him on our footstool. So when I came home from class that night, that's exactly what I did! I even kept on the black thong I knew he likes 😈 I'm labeling this as a favorite. I hope you like it too!
252 Back Roller Cumshot
This is our first VR video we've posted in a while, so if you have a headset, click the link below for the download 🥰 This is one of those rare videos where we don't actually talk that much 😂 We're mostly just fueled with passion and jump each other right on the living room floor. The tape ends with a much bigger load than either of us remembered until rewatching it 😂 I really hope y'all enjoy this one!
254 Cuddle Sex on the Couch
This is a simple, sweet, sleepy little sex tape. We were both tired and turned on... and that ALWAYS means cuddle sex 💛
255 D&D's Super Spicy Q&A
We've been talking about this video for more than two years... and it's finally here! I'm not sure if it's the specific nature of our sex tapes or porn in general, but people ask A LOT of questions about what we do, why we do it, *how* we do it... and the size of various parts of our bodies. We started taking note of these questions early on... and—after we had the idea for this video—asked you guys for even *more* questions! Thankfully, you delivered! And allllll this time later... we finally have answers 🥰 The format was Damien's idea... and part of the reason it took so long to make! He meticulously added all of your questions into a slideshow and timed it out so we could make our answers EXTRA spicy 😉 Hopefully this is something you haven't seen before! Because I certainly haven't 😂 Since I'd only seen a few of the questions, and Damien hadn't seen them for more than a year, we had to answer them the best we could in the heat of the moment! After watching the video back, we decided some of our answers deserved a bit more nuance, so we added some text to help expand our thoughts. This was a lot of work, but I think it makes it more informative! Another little note: I may be *just a tad* weird for the first few questions... which you have obviously come to expect from me, but I think I may have been even weirder than normal 😂 I do eventually mellow out though... I swear! Since I reallllly like organization and making things easy for you, I typed out every category and every question and even went back through to find the timestamps for you! Instead of posting it all here, I had Damien make a little page for all the extra info: [our Q&A](/qa/) FINALLY... Damien exported this in two different file sizes and wants to know if anyone sees a difference! The second video is slightly higher quality 🥰 Let us know! THAT'S EVERYTHING! I reallyyyyy hope you all like it! If not, it was still a fun experiment 😂 Enjoy ✨
256 Midday Sex Swing
It had been almost two years since we last used our "yoga" swing, so when we both got super turned on in the middle of the day, we decided to hang it up again 🥰 And I am SO glad we did.
257 Diana's VR POV
Female POV sex has been our most-requested video idea since we started using the VR headset, and we finally made it happen 😈 After trying on some rave clothes and fooling around a bit, Damien eats me out on the couch for a VERY long time. I do my best to give him a POV BJ (which only lasts a few seconds 😂), then he opens my thighs and dives in. DEFINITELY one of my new favorite sex tapes 💛 We know this is pretty niche, so for those of you who aren't as interested in Damien's beautiful face, we switch to his POV for the last several minutes 😉
262 Timed Pleasure
This is a goooooood one (IMHO). As you probably know, Damien and I sometimes like to play video games while the other uses us for their own personal pleasure 😈 This time, we had the idea to set a timer to take turns! That means there are a couple of blowjobs for Damien, and some long, sweet tongue-work for me... all while playing the Elden Ring DLC 🥰 After a *very* long foreplay session, you'll see us take a little break to send some spicy pics to our friends @ravenXash 💛 And by the time I push "send," Damien has already mounted me on our coffee table. For the last 7 or so minutes, we talk about how much fun we had, laugh and joke like the weirdos we are, and Damien nearly gives me another orgasm. I really hope you like this one!
263 Electric Whip
A few weeks ago, I painted a portrait for our friends @ravenxash (more on them soon), and in return, they bought me a flow whip while we were at Electric Forest! If you saw our SFW vlogs, you'll see I wasn't great at it... but with a little practice, I was really starting to feel it. Damien liked my little demo and decided to put on the headset to watch me up close and personal 🥰 After a little dancing, I try out the headset for a bit... then we set it on the end table and made sweet, sweet love on the couch 😈
265 Learning How to Make Music
This is a sex tape I've been waiting to see for a long time! I just got my new computer for school, and Damien finally convinced me to try playing around in Garage Band. I've always have weird, made-up songs stuck in a loop inside my head, and he thought it might be a good way to get them out! We had the fun idea to record some of our sex sounds so I could practice turning them into a song... and if you stick around until the end of the video, you can hear the result 😂 Yes, it has a generic beat that was included with the app... but it was my first time, so go easy on me!
274 Casual Afternoon Ride
Damien and I were in a low-key mood and wanted a sweet, romantic time in the middle of the day. We set the VR headset in the middle of the room, then kissed and 69ed in a couple different positions before I climbed on top of him for a ride 💛 The ending is kind of funny... Damien was sure he ruined my orgasm... but he absolutely did not 😂 Enjoy!
286 Poison Ivy
Last year, we shared the VR version of our Poison Ivy cosplay sex tape. This year, Damien finished editing the 2D version with all the extra footage... just in time for Halloween 🥰 This was SUPPOSED to be a test run for my costume, but I ended up going to the club as Chappell Roan instead 😂 Buuuuuut we still had A LOT of fun with Poison Ivy 😈 We had a little photoshoot... a little oral... a little sex... Overall a VERY spicy video, even more so if you have a headset! Enjoy, everybody! And happy Halloween 👻

