These are the our actual Tinder profiles at the time we matched, followed by the very first words we ever said to each other <3
Damien: Hey there, Diana. Having a good Thursday?
Diana: I am! How about you? INTJ, nice. I’m an INFJ
Interesting… that sounds like a great pairing : ) I’m good. Just building in my shop. My dog just ran away though, so I’m gonna go try to find her, lol
(24 minutes later)
Caught her. She led me to the dog park, so now I’m here… What are you up to today?
Haha she knew what she was doing!! I’m just spending some time with an old friend I haven’t seen in awhile. How was the park?
Yeah, she’s a little butthead, lol. We had fun, though… she definitely needed to run. Don’t talk to weird men on Tinder when you’re with your friend! Go have fun!
Haha well she’s got spunk. I had lots of fun with my friend! And now it’s time-to-talk-to-people-on-tinder o’clock and I am punctual
Hahaha well I’m honored to be one of them. What did you do with your friend?
Well first we went hiking and then we conducted a satanic ritual that guarantees eternal youth
Well Jesus, this just got a lot more interesting. I’m familiar with the ritual. So what are you looking for on Tinder other than a partner for world domination?
Hm what else is there? Honestly I just don’t have a lot of opportunities to meet people in my day to day so instead I rely on the internet lol
Ah, the curse of the introvert. I work in my shop half the day and write the other half, so I’m in the same boat.
A curse indeed. So that’s what you’re doing on here as well?
Honestly, I’m up for anything at this point in my life. I’m finally confident enough in myself to date cool people, so I’m going for it. Buuut it’s probably not gonna happen at a party or bar, lol. So thanks, Tinder!
Well that’s rad. Confidence is key, right? But yeah parties/bars are overrated anyway. Too much stimulation not enough connection
I’m better one on one. If I’m in a position of authority, I’m great with big groups… but not if I have to be social. Connection is key.
Haha I agree with every word of that
Would you want to grab coffee or dinner sometime?
Yes, I think that would be fun 🙂
Cool. I won’t push it tonight. Get some sleep and think on it tomorrow. If you’re still down, we’ll set something up. Either way, thanks for the engaging chat, Diana.
Good night, sleep tight, don’t let Satan’s minions bite!