We’re gonna wait a few weeks to explain the reason we chose to take our next vacation on the opposite side of the world… but for now, here’s everything you need to know:

WE LEAVE MID-MAY!

That’s less than two weeks from the time I’m writing this post! …which can’t possibly be true because we still have so… much… to do…

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Just like our past trips, you can expect Diana to start posting sexy pictures on OnlyFans right away while I use the “story” feature to post my favorite moments from the trip.

Although we’ll be making as many new sex tapes as possible, I won’t start editing until we’re home. That means Diana will begin posting the full videos after we’re back, starting the second week of June.

THREE MONTHS FOR ONLY $15

We want to make it as easy as possible for you to join us in Australia, so—from now until May 20—we’re taking 50% off three months of OnlyFans. That means you’ll not only be able to see every picture and clip as we post them in real-time, but you’ll also see all the Australia sex tapes (and SFW vlogs!) we’ll be posting once we’re home 🌺

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OUR SPRING SCHEDULE

Of course, we’ll still be posting our usual backlog of sex tapes weekly throughout the trip… I’ve spent the last month furiously editing porn so I won’t have to work while traveling and you won’t have to go a week without a vid. Here’s what to expect on OnlyFans:

DIANA’S HEALTH AND POSSIBLE PLANS FOR THE FUTURE

If you’re one of the weirdos who listens to our pillow talk at the end of our videos, you’ve probably heard me ask how Diana’s feeling. In our early videos, this was almost always about the vaginismus… but more and more over the last several months, it’s been about undiagnosed body pain. (Seriously, this girl can’t catch a break.)

Before we knew how bad things would get, we had tentative plans to spend a week in spring with our favorite OnlyFans couple, Anna and Ben from AnnaPlusOne. We had an amazing time with them in Vegas last January and we were hoping to visit them again this May. Diana and I have spent the last three months going back and forth… reassessing her health and waiting for test results… but we finally decided to wait. If we’re going to make content with another couple, we want to do it right! And while we’ve found ways to manage the pain as a couple, she decided it would be too difficult to be in pain and sexually vulnerable with other people… even people as sweet and understanding as Anna and Ben.

Australia is still a big trip, but we won’t be moving quite as fast as we did in Europe, and we won’t be making any excursion plans until we have some time to see how Diana’s feeling.

Having said all that, we have a few new hunches about the source of the pain and several doctor appointments set up for when we get back! So if things start moving in the right direction, we’ll be moving closer to the G/G and/or group-sex content we know you want ; )

Whatever happens, we’re confident the next few months in Australia will result in some of the sexiest content we’ve made so far, and we hope you’ll join us for the adventure 🌺

Damien

Early-Mid June

Our local beaches are open and the water is warm! Plan on lots of bikini content and Diana’s super-sexy tan body. We’ll be posting at least two new photo sets during this time, as well as our usual content of sex tapes, college video chats, and JO editions. (Scroll to the bottom for previews of what’s to come!)

End of June

This is where our summer really heats up 🔥 We’ll be making our THIRD attempt at a European vacation after Covid ruined the last two. Luckily, the continent looks like it’s back open for business, so we’ll be heading to Greece through the end of the month! Diana will be posting daily photos and clips from our journey, and I’ll be posting plenty of “stories,” where I film Diana’s random displays of sexiness and share them immediately for your enjoyment : )

Early July

We’re going on a cruise! Although I’ve been on two of them in the past with family, this will be Diana’s first 💃🏻 We’re planning on swimming every day, partying every night, and—if we get VERY lucky—maybe we’ll find some action with a third! (Don’t hold us to this though… although we’re definitely going to try, it’ll be difficult finding someone willing to let us share the video!) Either way, the cruise is going to make for some VERY sexy sex tapes.

Mid July

Next up: Spain! We’ll be traveling to three different cities, posting hot pictures and videos wherever we go. We’ll have Tinder up and running, so we’ll have plenty of chances to make new friends! After the third city, our vacation will come to an end… but summer still isn’t over…

End of July – Early August

Although we’ll be posting content throughout the entire trip, we won’t be able to release our vacation sex tapes until we’re home. So even though we’ll be back in our own bed, this is the time you’ll get to see all the full-length, mind-blowing sex videos from our trip!

Mid August

This isn’t official yet… but it looks like we’re FINALLY going to hook up with another OnlyFans couple 🌺 We met them over video chat a few weeks ago and got along great. We’re excited to make this happen in August! To coincide with this milestone, we’re also hoping publish our book about group sex at the same time. Even we don’t get the book out in time, we’ll still post (for free) our real-life sex stories from our adventures with other men, women, and couples.

In addition to ALL of these summer shenanigans, we’ll still be sharing our normal content! That means four full sex tapes, four college video chats, and four JO editions every month. I’ve been working hard to edit these now so we’ll have more free time on our vacation : )

All of this will be included with a normal OnlyFans subscription… always 30% off for the first month, or 50% off 3 months through June 20.

We hope you’ll join us!

Damien

Oh! If you need more convincing, check out these screenshots from our upcoming sex tapes. Enjoy!

The last few months of research have been pretty depressing as there hasn’t been any prosumer-level VR equipment on the market. But then, late last year, Canon released an amazing piece of technology called the RF 5.2mm F2.8 L Dual Fisheye Lens. I found the lens on a rental website and leapt into action.

Without proper equipment, I was forced to improvise, fashioning some janky-ass rigs from string, wood, and some old TV brackets.

Diana helped with a few sexy camera tests. She played around on the bed, took a shower, and shaved her nethers while a giant pair of mechanical eyeballs recorded every move.

The results were pretty stunning, so we fooled around in bed a couple times and filmed that too!

As I feared, the cumbersome equipment definitely impedes the natural flow of sex. Since real-life intimacy is our specialty, we decided not to fight the obstacles, but to embrace them… if that means we have to go down on each other with metal bolts an inch from our faces, then we’ll include that in the video too!

Like all our content, the final product is far from perfect. But there’s no doubt in either of our minds that watching these videos in a VR headset increases the intimacy tenfold. The videos truly put you in bed with us, allowing you to not merely watch two people having sex, but to experience the connection as if you’re actually there.

Thanks to a busy weekend and Diana’s health issues, we were only able to scratch the surface with the 3D camera. But the results are clear: With a little work, the possibilities for amateur VR porn are endless.

Check out our silly camera tests—for free—here. Keep in mind that PornHub reduces the quality considerably, and I’m doing my best to find a streamlined way to distribute these videos in full 4k (and maybe 8k in the future).

To see our first full video (and a second video coming later this week), click here to subscribe to OnlyFans and see the link!

If you have a VR headset, let us know if this weekend was a failed experiment, or an avenue worth pursuing <3

For every “I wanna split open that ass with my married cock” comment we receive, we get twenty more that make us grin. You give us genuine compliments. You encourage Diana in her struggle with vaginismus. You engage with us about healthy directions for porn. You recommend movies and TV shows and books. You tell us stories about people you once loved, or about your hope for finding love in the future.

And we can’t get enough of it.

We probably shouldn’t get TOO sentimental here… after all, we all know the main reason you’re here (💦 ), and the main reason Diana and I are here (💰 )… But somehow… surprisingly… neither of those things diminish the real connection we feel to the communities who have given us an outlet to be ourselves.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for the kindness you’ve brought to a world where authenticity and sentimentality are nearly impossible to find. You have no idea how much we appreciate it.

If you’re one of the first hundred people to make it through this silly post, we want to offer you a free month of OnlyFans… not as some insincere advertisement (though we definitely make those too), but as a genuine thank-you for making our year special.

EDIT: We hit 125 subscriptions before taking down the link. If you missed it, OF will still be 50% off through December 31! 🌺

Merry Christmas, everybody, and Happy New Year!

Damien

From Damien – Originally posted on reddit, September 28, 2021

Hi! I’m Damien.

Diana and I love reddit. We love posting our old sex tapes for your enjoyment, and we’re super excited to start posing our new stuff soon! Reddit is great because the vast majority of the people we interact with are fun and supportive, with just the right amount of spice for our taste 🌶

But every so often we run into a negative comment that puts a damper on our time here… so I decided to write up a quick copypasta for the few-and-far-between asshats and trolls.

To them I would like to suggest a compromise:

You can point out my flaws as much as you’d like! Hell… between my pot belly, patchy beard, average-sized dick, and calves that have never seen a leg-day meme—not to mention all the times I ask Diana, “Are you okay?” or exclaim, “Oh my goodness!”—I give you A LOT to work with. I haven’t done much in my life to deserve what I’ve been given, so I can handle being taken down a notch every now and then.

But Diana doesn’t deserve it. As amazing as she looks in our videos… she’s even more amazing in person. She’s a hard worker, creative, loving to everyone she interacts with, and—despite her age—one of the wisest people I know.

She doesn’t NEED to be posting this stuff. It doesn’t pay enough to let us quit our jobs, and we can go without the extra beer money. Believe it or not, it takes a lot of courage and self-confidence—even for someone as gorgeous as her—to be this vulnerable in such a public space. And if you want her to stay comfortable showing off her boobies, you need to be kind.

That means no negative comments about her appearance, no degrading names, and no descriptions of violent sex acts.

If you get off being hyper-sexual and like telling her all the crazy things you wanna do to her, that’s totally cool!

Just don’t tear her down.

As long as we’re having this talk… I’d like to expand it to include the other men and women sharing their genitals on the internet—for free—for your enjoyment.

The next time you notice a flaw in their physical appearance, have really strong feelings about the way they decide to live their life, or just need to release some rage, find my profile instead, slide into my DMs, and tell me I look like an epileptic worm when I fuck. I can take it 🌺

Thanks!

Damien

From Damien – Originally posted on reddit, July 13, 2021

If you’re reading this, you’ve seen my balls.

Excuse me for a moment while I let that sink in…

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Okay. I processed it.

Hi there! My name is Damien, the towering counterpart to the infinitely sexier u/softgirldiana, and this is my reddit profile!

A few months ago, Diana realized she could help pay for her education by showing her boobs to people on the internet. It worked pretty well! So she kept cranking out the nudes.

While Diana was chatting with other men… and taking naked pictures for other men… and rating the dicks of other men… we came to the realization that we might be able to offer something a bit more interesting than the cookie-cutter OF content. You see, one of our kinks has been filming ourselves during sex. That means we have an archive of 59 videos of us getting it on.

When we made these videos, we weren’t doing it for anybody but ourselves. There were lighting problems, editing problems, too many “I love you”s, and not nearly as much cum as the porn connoisseurs demand. Plus, they show way too much of our real-life personalities!

But the more we thought about it, the more we realized that’s what makes our videos special. Neither of us are putting on a show. The orgasms are real. We are actually in love! Sometimes we’re high or we’re tipsy or we just can’t stop laughing but who the fuck cares because it’s the real us… raw and uncut (in more than one way) and horny as hell!

We discussed it for several weeks… then finally decided to jump in, tip first. Diana began posting our videos to OF every Monday and Thursday. Luckily, people seemed to like it!

So here we are with a single, explicit goal: to bring an extra dose of passion to pornography. We want to show the world that porn can be sexy as well as loving… beautiful as well as profane… offering the masses the sweetest hardcore lovemaking they’ve ever seen.

For privacy, we plan to keep Diana’s blow-job eyes and my weird orgasm face behind the paywall. But if the free snippets work and you’d like to see our full videos (while also helping Diana finish school), you can subscribe at www.onlyfans.com/softgirldiana

So dive in! Send my soulmate your veiny cocks! Watch her ride me after a wedding while still wearing her bridesmaid’s dress! Help us find a willing lady to join her so we can post at least one video without a closeup of my balls.

And if you’re one of our moms……….. dear god……. we are so… so sorry.

Love,

Damien